Opinionate

My turn to feel sianz. Let's talk about ang pau money.

IMAGINE

BEFORE MARRIAGE

You are borned in June(so the first year of your life not counted).
You live until 85.
You marry at 27.
You have 8 relatives.
Your relatives give you $2 every year in the ang pau.
Let's count the money you get before you got married.

$2x8x27=$432(a lot rite?)

AFTER MARRIAGE

Your siblings have given birth to 7 children altogether.
You are a robot and you give $2 to all your nephews/niece every year in the ang pau.

85-27=58
$2x7x58=$812(a lot rite?)

Profit/Loss=$812-$432
=$380

So it is a loss of -$380(not much rite?)

So happy CNY


Note:This is only an estimation. Perhaps your relatives or you might not be a robot. Maybe you might stay single too, so this is just an estimation.