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Friday, December 7, 2007
// 5:48 PM.

Dead blog?So here are some jokes...In Chinese..Hope nobody minds...

有一天,一位秀才想考考一下一个穷家的孩子。事实上,这个孩子也不是秀才笨。秀才便说:“

这是个小桶,
那是个大桶。
小桶放进大桶,
也是个水桶。

小孩听了,指着秀才就说:“

这是个秀才,
那是个棺材。
秀才放进棺材,
也是个死才。

秀才听了很生气,又说了一句话:“

从天上下来的水不叫水
是叫雨。
既然到了地它叫水,
为何不先称它为“下水”?

小孩听了就说:“

进了肚子而从屁股出来的食不叫食,
是叫屎。(Shit)
既然出来的是叫作屎,
为何不先吃屎而不吃食?


一天,一个乡下人到了金城。他不太会说华语,说起话来怪怪的。他到了一个餐馆,便坐下来。餐馆里的小姐便过来他的座位。小姐也不太会说华语。这是他们所说的话:“

男生:小姐,一晚睡觉多少?
小姐:两毛。
男生:哦?那么便宜?那么就两碗吧。

他们应该所说的是:

男生:小姐,一碗水角(Dumplings)多少?
小姐:流氓(Gangster)。
男生:哦?那么便宜?那么就两碗吧。

男生是要说两完多少,小姐听成两晚。
小姐要骂流氓,男生听成两毛
男生觉得很便宜,所以就叫两碗。

Ok..the jokes are here...Hope everybody can understand lahx...

-Mamatiao=p


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we' are 2e6;
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We're 2E6 from Zhonghua Secondary School!
We are nice people. :D
2E6 is made up of 29 lovely girls and 12 lovely boys, which adds up to 41 lovable people.
We may not be the best,
but we'll try being the best.(:
We're goooooooooood.
Rain or shine, day or night, (whatever) or (anything), we're still ONE.
United we stand, divided we fall.
All for one, and one for all.

the class list;
#1 Amelia
#2 Huishan
#3 Weili
#4 Aiying
#5 Delia
#6 Karin
#7 Eugenia
#8 Germaine
#9 Glenda
#10 JasmineGOH
#11 JasmineTAY
#12 Hanling
#13 Xinyan
#14 Yuqi
#15 Yaxin
#16 Xinhui
#17 Sheena
#18 Huixian
#19 Jielin
#20 Joanne
#21 Yanni
#22 Zhenling
#23 Jiayi
#24 Niwen
#25 Xiaoxin
#26 Xuemin
#27 Trina
#28 Weijie
#29 Xingqin
#30 Longbing
#31 Chongyang
#32 RongJian
#33 Jiayi
#34 Anthony
#35 Jun An
#36 Bingshen
#37 Jonathan
#38 Vincent
#39 Jeryuan
#40 Yuanxuan
#41 Jingpin

the teachers;
FOR SEC 1.[:
Form Teacher - Ms Thor
English Teacher - Ms Thor
CE Teacher - Ms Thor
English Trainee Teacher - Mr Ong
Math Teacher (Semester 1) - Mr Leong
Math Teacher (Semester 2) - Ms Teo
Chinese Teacher (For a few months) - Ms Lea
Chinese Teacher - Ms Zhang
Science Teacher (Physics) - Mr Tang
Science Teacher (Chemistry) - Mdm Tia
Science Teacher (Biology) - Ms Rozianna
History Teacher (For a few months) - Ms Fu
History Trainee Teacher - Ms Lin
Geography Teacher - Mrs Kok/Ms Chong/Ms Heng/Mr Tay
Literature Teacher (Semester 1) - Ms Ilan
Literature Teacher (Semester 2) - Mrs Erb
PE Teacher - Mr Liew
Home Econs - Mdm Liang/Ms Lim
D&T Teacher - Mr Ng/Mr Yusoff
IT Teacher - Mr Haren/Ms Tang
Art Teacher - Ms Tay
Music Teacher - Mrs Wong

FOR SEC 2.[:
Form Teacher - Mdm Jiang
Co-Form Teacher - Mr Ng
English Teacher - Ms Thor
CE Teacher - Ms Thor/Ms Ling
PE Teacher - Ms Tallib/Ms Thor/Mr Liew/Ms Lin
Math Teacher - Miss Lim
Chinese Teacher - Mdm Jiang
Science Teacher (Biology) - Ms Rozianna
Science Teacher (Physics) - Mr Tang
Science Teacher (Chemistry) - Mr Ong
History Teacher - Ms Kaur
Geography Teacher - Mrs Wong
D&T Teacher - Mr Yusoff/Mr Suffian
Literature Teacher - Ms Ling
IPW Teacher - Ms Ling/Mr Choo
Art Teacher - Ms Chia/Ms Tan
Music Teacher - Mrs Wong/Ms Tan

the commitee;
Chairperson: Germaine
Vice-chairperson 1: RongJian
Vice-chairperson 2: LongBing
Vice-chairperson 3: Xinyan
Secretary: Huixian
Treasurer: Xiaoxin
Vice-Treasurer: ZhenLing
CIP Leaders: JasmineGOH&JasmineTAY
AV Reps:Bingshen&JerYuan
Sports Leaders: Sheena&Eugenia
NE Leaders: ChongYang&YuanXuan
Green Activists: XueMin&Amelia
Welfare Officers: Jonathan&Weijie

the class reps;
English/CE Rep: Niwen&Jun An&Yanni&Trina
Math Rep: Vincent&Jiayi(f)
Chinese Rep: Jiayi(m)&Anthony
Science Rep: Joanne&Vincent
History Rep: Yaxin&JingPin
Geography Rep: Karin&Yaxin

the councillors;
#1 Weili
#2 Eugenia
#3 Sheena
#4 Jielin
#5 Xingqin
#6 JiaYi (M)

the spotlight;
#1. Sec 1 Orientation Camp 07 - 1st
#2. Literary Evening Drama Competition 07 - 3rd
#3. SLD 07 - Best Overall SLD Project
#4. Badminton Inter-Class 07 - 2nd for Secondary 1 Girls
#5. Racial Harmony Day Notice Board Design 07 - Winner (Lower Secondary)
#6. Netball Inter-Class 07 - 1st for Secondary 1
#7. Cross Country 07 - Sheena Ting, 1st for Secondary 1 Girls
#8. Teacher's Day Banner Making 07 - 3rd
#9. Mid-Autumn Celebration Treasure Hunt 07 - 1st (Secondary 1)
#10. Basketball Inter-Class 07 - 2nd for Secondary 1 Girls
#11. Student of the Term 07 - Tan JieLin, for Secondary 1 Level
#12. Standard Level - Koh Han Ling, 3rd for Secondary 1 Level
#13. ACES Day 08 - 1st Runner-up, for Secondary 2 Level
#14. Debate Inter-Class - 1st & 2nd, for Secondary 2 Level
#15. Interschool CL Writing Competition - Liu Yu Qi
#16. Student of the Term 08 - Lim Xin Yan, for Secondary 2 Level
#17. Standard Level - Jasmine Goh&Koh Han Ling, 3rd for Secondary 2 Level

the tagboard;

the links;

the past;

credits;